For Your Pleasure Vending Wishes?

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The Pleasure box..

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Vending Wishes

Soft drinks, electronics, nutrient-free snacks — you can get all of those from a vending machine. But what type of vending machine is sorely needed but doesn’t yet exist? Share your automated retail fantasies with us!

This is an Adult Vending machine. If you’re not of legal age please stop reading.

Why isn’t there a vending machine where you can use your credit, or debit card for twenty minutes of pure bliss. Each day the Vending machine would be able to take you to that one place where we can each let go of all our inhibitions.

You pay the machine and step in to this dark low lit room. Think about it there’s enough room in one of the those machines for a semi reclining chair. As you walk in you will see the plastic being replaced over the chair. You sit down and there are no worries about cleanliness. The room and toys get steamed cleaned after each use.

There’s a control panel where you pick your pleasure. For the male’s a sensual woman’s voice guides you to that specific pleasure, be it a Hand job or Blow Job, or maybe tickle your balls.

Females will hear a sexy dominant male voice that might say something like lye back while I take care of your needs Mistress and your name. Depending on the pleasure session she might chose this male might tell her to pick up that Magic wand.  Just imagine the place is sound proof. Or if you’ve paid extra you can hear any music you like.  It’s your pleasure for twenty minutes so enjoy it.

Or if an orgasm is not what you’re after, Yea right, Anyone can get an all over twenty minute massage. Either way with this one machine every customer leaves, relaxed, satisfied and in a much better mood.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it..

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Game of Groans, The Best Thing Ever?

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The Rumors album cover

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Game of Groans

Think about an object, an activity, or a cultural phenomenon you really don’t like. Now write a post (tongue in cheek or not — your call!) about why it’s the best thing ever

I never thought I would see the day when I would become my grandparents. And I just can’t say it’s the best thing ever. So this is what you’ll get from me tonight.

Every time I hear a car pull up oh how I love the banging noise that’s coming out of that car. Let’s just stop this right here, right now. I just can’t do it. I’m talking about what the next generation calls music I call noise. tongue in cheek or not, I just can’t go on with the charade and say I love it, it’s the best so called music in the world ever. Oh hell no it isn’t.

Now I’m not saying that all of it is noise. Just the actual noise is what i’m talking about. When the car next to me is stopped at a red light it really shouldn’t still moving. When the windows are about to burst that’s just noise. There is no melody, no actual music or lyrics, just bang, bang, bang.

Hey, I Love music, But lets face it I come from one of the best if not the best generations of music.The music of the seventies and eighties is classic.  Everyone loves it, and every generation knows about it. Every movie uses it and you can’t turn the radio on without hearing it.

Music of the seventies and eighties was and still is the sexiest music of our time. The lyrics, the instrumentals, the drums, the sounds. Every song brings back a memory. It doesn’t matter where you are when you hear that music you remember a time, a place, falling in love, a break-up.

The first time I fooled around and had sex, now there’s a memory. It sucked by the way. I was like the rest of the girls from my generation, we just wanted to get it over with, Haha..

We had; The Eagles, Aerosmith, Led-Zeppelin, The Who,The Beatles, Carol King, Queen, AC/DC, Boston, Van Morrison, Elton John, Billy Joel, Alabama, Stevie Wonder, Fleetwood Mac, Al Green, Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, James Taylor, Chicago, Madonna, Credence Clear water Revival , Steve Miller, Bob Marley, U2, Michael Jackson for crypts sake, And the list goes on.

So how am I supposed to like it when my car’s windows are about to blow all because I caught the red light next to a twenty year old. I remember blasting the music as I drove ah, Everywhere! But I could sing to what I was listening too. And so could the car next to me. And if I sound like my grandparents, well so be it.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Annie

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e of Groans

Think about an object, an activity, or a cultural phenomenon you really don’t like. Now write a post (tongue in cheek or not — your call!) about why it’s the best thing ever