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Vending Wishes

Soft drinks, electronics, nutrient-free snacks — you can get all of those from a vending machine. But what type of vending machine is sorely needed but doesn’t yet exist? Share your automated retail fantasies with us!

This is an Adult Vending machine. If you’re not of legal age please stop reading.

Why isn’t there a vending machine where you can use your credit, or debit card for twenty minutes of pure bliss. Each day the Vending machine would be able to take you to that one place where we can each let go of all our inhibitions.

You pay the machine and step in to this dark low lit room. Think about it there’s enough room in one of the those machines for a semi reclining chair. As you walk in you will see the plastic being replaced over the chair. You sit down and there are no worries about cleanliness. The room and toys get steamed cleaned after each use.

There’s a control panel where you pick your pleasure. For the male’s a sensual woman’s voice guides you to that specific pleasure, be it a Hand job or Blow Job, or maybe tickle your balls.

Females will hear a sexy dominant male voice that might say something like lye back while I take care of your needs Mistress and your name. Depending on the pleasure session she might chose this male might tell her to pick up that Magic wand.  Just imagine the place is sound proof. Or if you’ve paid extra you can hear any music you like.  It’s your pleasure for twenty minutes so enjoy it.

Or if an orgasm is not what you’re after, Yea right, Anyone can get an all over twenty minute massage. Either way with this one machine every customer leaves, relaxed, satisfied and in a much better mood.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it..